Saints Report # 11 - November 27, 2016

Welcome back Triple G. 

Great to see you in the Superdome again.

Do you die your hair with those cute little highlights?

You remember Drew Brees don’t you?

He’s about to slice and dice your defense to the tune of 28 of 36 for 310 yards and 4 touchdowns.

By the way, did you add that extra G to your name, or was that a parental decision?

I don’t think you’ve met Mark "Straightline" Ingram.

About twice a year he has a good game and he’s about to slash and dash your vaunted defense.

I don’t think you’ve met Michael Thomas either.

He’s just a rookie but he’s about to gash and mash you to the point of embarrassment for more than a third of Brees’ yardage.

You remember Zach Strief don’t you?

He’s still anchoring an offensive line that is going to push and mush your famous defensive line in their most dominant performance of the year. 

Of course you remember Sean Payton.

Your “affect the head” strategy cost Sean a year of his coaching life, and he’s going to make you pay for that today by designing a pounding to remember.

You remember Micky Loomis right?

He’d like those 2 draft choices back that your Bountygate cost him, because he could ill afford to lose draft choices, given that he’s rather hit or miss in the evaluation department.

You remember Tom Benson don’t you?

You were a major contributor to getting him that Lombardi trophy, and I’m sure he’s grateful, as we are all, but if you could slip Tom half a mil to pay back that fine, he’d probably get you a great deal on a used car.

Oh, and one more, this is Willie Snead.  He’ll be the salt in your wound today.  Don’t take it personally that he'll end with a better QB rating than Brees.

Finally, sorry to hear that you’ve not spoken to Sean Payton.  He’s about to punish you to the tune of a 49 – 21 “paybacks are hell” type of thrashing that we rarely see in the Superdome these days.  We haven’t fared too well against the Rams in recent years, but a 555 yard change is gonna come.  We’ll move to 5-6 and continue to give our fan base that slight glimmer of hope that makes them tune in.  We want to party like it’s 2009.  Remember?