Sunday, November 21, 2021

Saints Report #10 - November 21, 2021

The Saints traveled to Philadelphia, and they wish they hadn’t as the Eagles dropped the Liberty Bell on them to the tune of 40-22, and the Saints had to rally to get it to that point.  The game featured a dismal performance by the defense, and a dreary performance by the offense.  The special teams didn’t contribute, other than it is becoming apparent that the Saints best player is their punter.

Any hope that the Saints had evaporated before halftime.  Jalen Hurst scored two touchdowns to power the Eagles to a 14-0 lead.  The Eagles ran the ball on the Saints easily for most of the game.  The Eagles fumbled deep in their own territory, the Saints who had been unable to move the ball, accepted the gift and were down 14 – 7.  The Eagles kept driving, but added two field goals.  Then they tried to give the Saints another gift, by fumbling deep in their own territory again.  This time the referees called it dead, saying forward progress had been stopped.  It certainly looked worth a challenge as the two minute warning approached and Payton had plenty of time to challenge, but he didn’t.  We wouldn’t know for another minute or so, but the game was essentially over. 

Then, Trevor Siemian gave a gift of his own, a pick-six to Darius Slay and the Saint were submerged at the half 27-7.

The Saints then waited until the 4th quarter to begin their normal too-little-too-late comeback.  Siemian picked things up late, but it was his worst game of the year, and there were plenty of players simulating his performance.  It was a drab, dull, desultory effort, but let’s face it, it was by a bunch of guys who would not normally be playing.  Neither of the offensive tackles started, and it showed.  Payton doesn’t like to make excuses about injuries, but this has gotten ridiculous.  Meanwhile the receivers seem to be on a one-play quota per game. 

Three straight losses and that dreamy 5-2 start has transformed into a 5-5 nightmare.  They face two strong teams on successive Thursday nights, and expectations have to be low at this point.  There’s still time to have a good year, but the personnel doesn’t appear to be present.  I’m getting flashbacks to those three straight 7-9 seasons.  Ugh.  

I've been watching a lot of college football to try to spot the Saints QB of the future, as I don't think he's on the roster.  The task is extremely difficult because of a) the idiotic targeting enforcement, and b) I don't see any superstars.  This weekend I was kind of impressed with a lefty, Brennan Armstrong of Virginia.  But, deep down, I'm just not sure Sean Payton relishes starting fresh with a rookie.  I'm not sure the fan base does either.  



Monday, November 15, 2021

Saints Report # 9 - November 14, 2021

John Steinbeck’s last novel, published in 1961, was the “Winter of Our Discontent” and the only reason it wasn’t about the New Orleans Saints was because they didn’t exist yet.  If he were writing today about Saints Fandom, it would undoubtedly be titled "Autumn of Our Frustration."

The Saints lost another winnable game 23-21 to the AFC’s best team, the Tennessee Titans, in Nashville.  Probably 75% of NFL Games are close ones that could go either way, and that way is usually decided by just a few points.  In this game it was:

  • 2 missed extra points by the 4th placekicker of the year, soon to be an ex.  Sometimes they don’t matter, but in this game they greatly affected strategy.  The Saints lost by 2, you notice.
  • More dropped passes, although not as many as last week.
  • A wiped-out Tannehill end zone interception by Marcus Williams.  Kaden Ellis was flagged for illegally playing football when he pressured Tannehill.  It was a terrible call, and it wasn’t just Saints fans who thought so.
  • Two critical back to back sacks of Trevor Siemian at the end of the first half.  The Saints were driving in the final minute when he tried to dance out of pressure.  He had time, and should have thrown the ball away.  Siemian shows some promise, but his feet are reminiscent of Drew Bledsoe.  Movement in the pocket is not a strong suit.      
  • A Devonte Harris fumble of the second half kickoff that tee’d up an easy TD.  Payton almost always defers when the Saints win the toss, because he wants that first possession of the second half.  In this game, that possession lasted 7 seconds.  His strategy is to score late in the first half, then hopefully back to back to start the 2nd.  That’s pretty much what happened here, but for the Titans.  They scored a touchdown with 1:38 left in the first half, then 3:00 into the 2nd half.  The Titans scored their two touchdowns in this 4 minute span.   They kicked 2 field goals before, and one after this sequence, as the Saints defense again played well.
  • The Saints got down to the 3 yard line with 8:44 left in the game.  At 5:35 after several miscues by both teams, they settled for a field goal to bring them within 8, and it took way too long.
  • Adam Trautman pulled a Brad Edelman and got called for illegal procedure on the two point conversion try late in the game.  A successful conversion would have tied the game.  Instead the Saints got moved back to the 7 and their try fell incomplete.  Game over.

Any of these incidents could have changed the game.  It’s the way things are going for the Saints right now. The wrong way.

The tar on the cake is the same as last week.  A win would’ve moved the Saints ahead of the faltering TB Bucs to lead the division. The Bucs are floundering and the Saints can’t take advantage.  A fifth straight division title is available, as the puzzling Saints remain 1 game back.

Think back.  Going into the season, the typical Saints fan had a preference on who would be the heir to Drew Brees, Jameis Winston or Taysom Hill.  Who would’ve thought Trevor Siemian would be in his third game, and performing quite well?  Who would’ve thought the Saints would be playing well against good teams, and poorly against bad teams?  Who would've thought Mark Ingram would be back starting games for the Saints, and even doing a good job?

The good news, is that the rest of the league is as inconsistent as the Saints. At 5-4 the Saints are still in the playoff hunt, but the injuries continue to cripple them, the late comebacks are falling short, and the Autumn winds don’t blow.  They suck.



Sunday, November 7, 2021

Saints Report #8 - November 7, 2021

Any Saints loss to the Atlanta Falcons is heart-breaking, end of the world sorrowful, but this one was a throwback to the 70’s, with a last minute dagger that felled the Saints 27-25. 

The Saints played a pretty lackluster first 3 quarters, allowing Matt Ryan to chop up their vaunted defense with mostly short passes, with an occasional embarrassing long one thrown in.  The Falcons led 24-6 with 8 minutes left, and it all seemed a formality.  The Saints were going to squander their chance to take the division lead.

There are a lot of tried and true ways to lose in the NFL.  Here are a few:

  • Sleep walk through 3 quarters and let the other team jump out to a big lead
  • Drop about 7 passes
  • Fail miserably on a couple of critical two point conversions
  • Lose a fumble in the pocket in the middle of the comeback.
  • Waste a stirring comeback by leaving the veteran opposing quarterback too much time to mount a comeback of his own.
  • Put a rookie man to man on the best receiver with the game on the line.

Consider all those boxes checked.

The Saints trailed by 18 with 8 minutes left and mounted a thrilling comeback, as Siemian and Taysom Hill began to sling the ball all over the field.  It was the most remarkable comeback since the Brees-led one over the then-Skins of Red back in 2017.  When Kenny Stills caught a touchdown pass with 1 minute left, Saints fans were ecstatic, but also knew that was a lot of time for Matt Ryan.  He needed about 10 seconds of it.  His 64 yard pass to Cordarrelle Patterson over rookie Paulson Adebo took the wind out of the Superdome faster than a bomb cyclone, whatever that is. The Falcons won it on a short field goal.

The Saints are a puzzling lot.  They’ve lost to three teams, the Giants, Falcons, and Panthers that now have worse records than the Saints.  They beat the two teams, the Bucs and Packers that are the favorites to play in the NFC Championship. 

They broke their improbable 3 game winning streak.  Instead of a remarkable 6-2 record, they stumble to 5-3, making their playoff odds significantly longer.  Three of their next 4 opponents, Tennessee, Dallas, and Buffalo lead their divisions, and the one that doesn’t, Philly, is in 2nd place.  Cakewalk it ain’t.  These 3 losses to teams they should have beaten would have provided a margin for error they don’t have now.  Going into December at or under .500 is a very real possibility.  Meanwhile, their home field advantage seems to have evaporated and escaped through that fire on the roof a few months back.

They’ve hidden their major deficiency – wide receiver, until today.  Against the Falcons, drops were plentiful, and separation was not in evidence until late in the game.  My personal opinion is that OBJ is a head case, but he’d easily be the #1 receiver on this team.  Not that I’m advocating.

Tight End Adam Trautman contributed a couple of critical drops, but came alive in the 4th quarter.  They say he’s a good blocker.  Whatever.

Mark ingram looked good in the first quarter, then he disappeared, into the “minimal use” bucket.

Atlanta receivers, on the other glove, were wide open all day.  If this is evidence of game-planning by their first-year coach, Arthur Smith, the Saints recent superiority may be in jeopardy.  While Atlanta upped their series lead to 54-51, the Saints are 21-10 since Payton arrived, including 6 out of the last 7 until today.  It would be nice for recent momentum to continue.

Taysom Hill embarrassed the Birds last year, and zinged two completions right before Siemian’s game-changing fumble.  Payton may not have been convinced Hill was ready after his concussion, and Siemian played pretty well, but I’m thinking the decision will be tougher next week.  The loss was certainly not Trevor’s fault, but could he win a Super Bowl?  I don’t know.  Could Nick Foles?  Brad Johnson?  Jeff Hostetler?  Trent Dilfer?  How much has the game changed?  I just don’t know.  No one is talking about his big arm, that’s for sure.

Today reminded me of the Minneapolis Miracle.  The Vikings jumped out to a big lead.  Brees piloted a brilliant comeback, one that should have made it a signature win.  It all went out the window on an improbable bomb to Stefon Diggs, whose part was played today by Patterson.  After what the Saints did to Brady last week with under a minute left, this outcome was particularly surprising.  The defense was a step slow all day, and Patterson one-on-one with any rookie is a full load, although they did contain rookie phenom tight end Kyle Pitts.

So, a puzzling day in the NFL all around.  In future opponents, Jacksonville embarrassed Buffalo, and Denver surprised Dallas, so they’ll be more focused.  Let’s hope the Saints are. 



Wednesday, November 3, 2021

At the Cinema - September/October 2021

Come From Away – 10

During these two months of rehab from knee surgery, I’ve enjoyed some nice movies, but none more than this one, featured on Apple+.  It is the filming of a Broadway play about a town in Newfoundland and the role it was drafted into on 9/11.  When Air Traffic Control grounded all air traffic, I guess I never wondered where they all went.  Well 38 of them landed at a small airport in Canada.  That’s quite an influx of folks for a small town to handle.  Think of the pets.  Think of the Diapers.  Think of everything.  This movie does, and it's wonderful.


No Time to Die – 9

This is the only movie that I actually left the house for since my surgery, although Dune is on the horizon.

There are plot holes you can drive a truck through.  There are slow patches.  There are a slew of what I call “Bond Conveniences” like “oh, look, here’s a rope I can swing from,” and “here’s a ladder close by.” There is a virtually useless villain performance by Rami Malik who must have been trying to consolidate all the previous Bond villains into one mumbling, incoherent mess, with a scarred face of course.

So, why did I enjoy this movie so much, maybe more than any Bond since Goldfinger?  I often say you either buy a movie or you don’t.  Well, I just bought it all.  There have been 25 Bond movies now, piloted mostly by the Broccoli family, who got the rights to the Ian Fleming output and while the quality has fluctuated through numerous actors playing Bond, they’ve never failed to produce a blockbuster of some magnitude.  I believe, except for the first two (I was 7 or 8) I’ve seen them all in a theater.  I have no allegiance to a particular actor, although they’ve all been chasing Sean Connery.

Daniel Craig has been tremendous in his 15-year, 5-movie run.  Sure, he was different from previous bonds, “why so serious?” but he certainly brought some gravity to the proceedings, and I realized that there are a lot of young people who only know this Bond, unless they have been concientious about their TBS viewing.  What this movie does beautifully is finish the Daniel Craig arc.  Early in the movie, he captures the old Bond in this incredible fight sequence co-starring Ana Del Armas (the next big thing, don’t ya know?).  Later on, the plot gets a little heavier as he must deal with what I think is the 3rd love of his life (if you’re counting) who he has mixed feelings about but is forced to unmix them to save the world, and other significant people.    

Memo to the Broccoli’s:  Good luck replacing Craig, drop the crazy villain trope and just go with a sane businessman, a Tony Soprano type, and tighten these scripts already.  If Tom Cruise can save the world in under 2 and a half hours, so can you.



Cry Macho – 7

Only the staunchest of Clint Eastwood fans will jump up and down over this one.  While it is enjoyable, it takes all the starch out of a story that had the makings of an interesting adventure.  It’s slow, but, it never bores you.  It’s just not what we expect from Eastwood. But, at 90, what should we expect?  


News of the World – 8

Tom Hanks is his reliable self in a western featured on Apple+.  Nothing spectacular here, just a solid story.


The Way Down: God, Greed, and the Cult of Gwen Shamblin – 10

When a documentary starts with the unexpected death of its subjects, as filming was being concluded, you know it’s going to be a wild story, and it is.  HBO has never been shy about Documentaries about religion, and this is another revealing one.

The Remnant Fellowship is based in Brentwood, Tennessee, and was founded on the magnetism of founder Gwen Shamblin who actually started her movement, now 150,000 strong nationwide, on a gospel built around weight loss, what she called “the weigh down.”  Accused of casting aside followers who couldn’t stay trim (I’m not making this up) and for other reasons, she and her family ruled with an iron fist, on their way to great wealth.  You won’t believe this.  Three episodes now, more to come in a year or so after the mysterious plane crash is fully investigated.



Bitchin’:  The Sound of Fury of Rick James - 8

I am totally ignorant when it comes to addiction, so I watch this kind of stuff to get an education, and there sure is one to be had here.  Rick James was a mess.  Talented, but a mess.  I can still remember when he had a couple of songs that dominated music, but it could have gone on a lot longer but for his appetite.  This is a top notch documentary on Showtime. 

 
Miles Davis:  Birth of the Cool – 8 (Netflix)

Another American Masters PBS documentary that is fascinating.  What am I doing watching this?  It stems from that one great Tom Cruise scene in a jazz club in “Collateral” where they talk about Miles Davis.  What a life this guy had.  I’m just starting to learn.


Count Me In.  – 8

A Netflix documentary on drumming and drummers.  I’ve known very few drummers in my life, but they all seemed extremely happy.  I always wanted to play the drums.  Seems like fun.  These two impressions were fortified with this nifty little doc.  Anything that tries to quantify the greatness of Keith Moon is going to be interesting, and they make the case here that he played the drums every waking hour, even when there was no drum set around. 


Untold:  Malice in the Palace – 9 (Netflix)
The Ron Artest Story – 9 (Showtme)

What an oddity.  Two nearly identical documentaries, which main difference seems to be the clothes the interviewed are wearing.  Metta World Peace indeed. 


Only Murders in the Building – 9

This Hulu comedy/murder mystery stars Steve Martin, Martin Short, and the surprisingly splendid Selena Gomez, who team up to try to solve a murder mystery in their New York City apartment building, which is also a star.  The great Amy Ryan is on board as a love interest for Martin, and for star power, charisma, and chemistry, who could ask for anything more.  They are trying to solve a long running mystery and of course the way you monetize that is with a podcast.  The series starts a little slowly, but as they get closer to the murderer, the tension ramps up.




Ted Lasso – 9

And finally, season two of the highly acclaimed Apple series finishes it up.  It seems to lurch around a bit, as it tries to give its due to each character. Including one who appears to go over to the dark side.  In the end it’s Brett Goldstyn’s portrayal of hardcore Roy Kent that is the most interesting to me.  Make no mistake, there’s nothing else like this show on TV.  But, not for long.  Look for a slew of imitators.  Their Emmy haul for season 1 insured that.

 



Gunpowder Milkshake – 7

A female assassin who was abandoned by her mother (an assassin – go figure) must reunite with mom to protect her daughter.  There is a group of female assassins who come to the rescue and it’s as ridiculous as most action movies.  Not to say it doesn’t have its moments, and a great cast.


In a Lonely Place – 9

I was told this 1950 flick was one of the all-time great movies, which I thought was interesting since I’d never heard of it.  It’s an oldie with Humphrey Bogart as a screenwriter under suspicion for a murder he didn’t commit, but you’d never know that by his crazy actions.  A good one for sure, but great?  No.


Deadwood – 10

I’m binging Deadwood, the HBO miniseries from the early 2000’s.  It is often discussed as the greatest drama series of all time with The Wire and The Sopranos, so I thought I would check it out.  It’s written like Shakespeare in the west, as the characters speak in a unique prose that is sometimes hard to decipher, and that’s before the profanity.  Eventually, you can taste the dust of the mining town, and the disposability of life, as each person is just trying to get to the next day. 

This is some of the most difficult to watch scenes, and storylines you’ll ever see on TV.  If you can stomach it, you will be rewarded by things like Ian McShane as the most wicked villain of all time, Al Swearengen.    He swears alright.  The critics are right, this is epic television, but not for the faint of ear.



Muhammed Ali – 10 (PBS)

I’ve watched many a fine documentary on the great boxer.  I could not have foreseen that Ken Burns would take on the task of wading through it all again, but he does, and his usual quality is evident.  Covering Ali’s religious conversion, every wife, almost every fight, and his illness in great detail, Burns leaves nothing else to be said.  Clocking in around 8 hours, it’s like that good book that you stay up all night to read.  You can’t look away.

There was a time when the Heavyweight Champion of the World was the center of the sporting universe.  Ali took up all that oxygen and more.  Boxing peaked with him.  It’s that simple.  I know many that loved him and many that hated him.  You couldn’t be ambivalent when it came to Ali.  This documentary probably won’t change your mind, but it gives you insight into the methods to his madness.


Dave Chappelle – The Closer - 5
Chris Rock – Total Blackout:  The Tambourine extended cut - 8

Dave Chappelle sold 3 stand up specials to Netflix, and his third and last really lit the controversy bulb.  Netflix employees walked out over his comments on transgender people, and I can see why.  For me, its just not that funny as he rambles through his grievances.  However, I will give him credit for wrapping it up in a poignant ending, so if you’re going to watch, stick with it until the end.

Chris Rock on the other hand continues to give social commentary that everyone can understand.  He explains the difference between being rich and wealthy way better than any politician, and bares his soul on his divorce, and why we have to learn to deal with bullies.  This is an extension of a previous special.