Saturday, December 15, 2007

Deep South School For Quarterbacks

Down here on the bayou we’re famous for our quarterbacks. 
From the Mannings to JaMarcus Russell to Brett Favre– we know what it takes.
 
Is your quarterback struggling?
A little on the unproven side?
Are you unsure of his potential?
Worried that he may be over the hill?
 
We can help!
We’re experts at providing the confidence boost any quarterback can use.
 
In our “First Career Start” special, we can practically guarantee a 300 yard winning performance. 
Our defensive backs provide enough cushion for even the most novice quarterback to clearly see the open man.
 
He can complete close to 70% of his passes – even in his first pro start. 
 
You’ll be especially thrilled with our no-blitz defense.
 
Designed to calm the nerves of even the newest quarterback, it keeps your man from feeling anyunwanted pressure.
 
But wait, there’s more.
 
In our “Comeback” package we jump off to a big first half lead, then try to sit on it, allowing your quarterback to engineer confidence-boosting drives,
culminating in a last second victory.  When the game is in doubt, count on us to provide that last bit of juice with a well-timed fumble or interception.
 
Is you quarterback lacking pocket presence?  We can help.  In our “Bobby Douglass special” we will allow even the most lead-footed plodder to look like Fran Tarkenton. 
His confidence will improve as he breaks tackles like Walter Payton, and picks up first downs like Steve Young.
 
Depending on the score, we offer bonuses such as personal fouls, and roughing the passer to add yardage!
 
Our defensive line flails accommodatingly, just missing your man – We can make a Drew Bledsoe feel like Tony Romo.
 
But wait.  There’s still more.
 
Our “Breakout Special” is designed for your backup to come off the bench and become a star, just like Joe Montana. 
We’ve made many a potential perpetual back up into an eye- opening star – and we can do it for you.
 
Our “Recuperating Warrior” special is designed to boost the performance of your aging qb as he nears the end the end of the road.
 
It’s our many luxury touches that no other schools offer. 
“Hail Mary” pass practice guarantees a 50% success rate.
 
Our local officiating crews are educated in giving you the preferential treatment you deserve. 
Roughing the passer? – no problem. 
Tuck Rule? – Be our guest.
Pass Interference – Count on us.
 
Call now about our December prices.  As the season slips away, our prices drop. 
We can provide your quarterback with that momentum building once in a lifetime performance that can translate to victories down the road!  Call us today at 1-800- Be A Star.

Favorite Movies / TV of 2007

As of mid-December, with the holiday blockbusters yet to come:

1.  The Lives of Others

2.  Hairspray

3.  Grindhouse

4.  Once

5.  Sicko

6.  The Shooter

7.  Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

8.  Gone Baby Gone

9.  Zodiac

10.  Across the Universe

Favorite TV Shows:  Kitchen Nightmares, Dexter, House, Curb Your Enthusiasm.