Sunday, August 1, 2021

At the Cinema - July 2021

Summer of Soul – 10

I am loping toward my 50th Class Reunion in October.  My beloved Long Beach Mississippi High School Class of 1971 will gather and reminisce.  Every day I count down a song on our private Facebook page.  First, I did 1968, the beginning of our sophomore year, our first year of high school.  As I write this I am powering through the music of 1969 and I’ve got to tell you it has been a blast to revisit songs I had forgotten.  It was a year of sparkling bands and unique music, dampened only by the fact that the number one song of the year was done by a band that didn’t exist, the Archies.  Fake Band.

Some web sites say 1969 was the year that changed everything.  It started with Joe Namath surprising sports fans.  The Beatles appeared in public for the last time, on a roof, and then John and Yoko occupied a bed.  Vietnam War protests grew.  On July 20th the US put a man on the moon, and it distracted people from the fact that Senator Ted Kennedy had just put a woman in the drink.  On August 9th Charles Manson and his followers committed murder. August 15th began Woodstock.  In October the New York Mets amazingly won the World Series.  Midnight Cowboy hit the theaters, but I wasn’t allowed in.  John Wayne finally won an Oscar, and Easy Rider stunned audiences, while Sundance couldn’t swim.  Glen Campbell was at his peak, and we all fixated on Rowan and Martin and Johnny Carson.

But if you lived on the Mississippi Gulf Coast that isn’t why you remember 1969.  Hurricane Camille hit us and took roofs, houses, and lives.  For many of us, it is the most memorable event of our lifetime.  I can still hear the wind.

Turns out something else happened in 1969.  Promoters put on a music festival in Harlem featuring a lot of great acts as well as the rhetoric of the time.  Someone filmed the festival and sat on the footage for 51 years., and the performances of acts from Sly and the Family Stone to Stevie Wonder, to Nina Simone are terrific.  The footage has been Questloved into an often-riveting Hulu documentary.  It’s like a real live time capsule unfolding right in front of your eyes.  Let me forewarn you.  You won’t like all of it.  Like most things that hit screens today, it has a viewpoint.  But the music is great, and anybody can appreciate how far we’ve come.  


Woodstock ’99:  Peace, Love, and Rage – 10

At the other end of the emotional spectrum is another documentary masterpiece, appearing on HBO.  Thirty years after the legendary 1969 Woodstock festival in upstate New York, the promoters, having had a modestly successful revival in 1994, said “let’s do it again.”  Now the first Woodstock had some problems, and they may have been glossed over, but the 1999 iteration was an epic disaster.  Everything that seemed a good idea at the time turned out to be a bad idea at the time. 

This documentary is not for the faint of heart.  The incredible footage, narration, and blaming combine to make this a harrowing, unbelievable watch.  This is a stunning piece of work.  Much like the first documentary, I had no idea.

 


McCartney 1,2,3 – 10

My hobby is audio-equipment and I thought I was done, but after watching this little 6 episode Hulu series with Rick Rubin interviewing Paul McCartney at a studio mixing board, I’m wanting one, with all the master tapes of course.

Rick and Paul sit at the board and work their way through the famous songs.  Yes, there’s a heavy emphasis on Paul’s base playing, and his ego never takes a break, but it is a fascinating walk. 

Rubin pulls some amazing tidbits out of Paul about how the Beatles worked, how they recorded, and how they created their incredible catalog.  It is a feast for any music lover, unless you just hate the Beatles.  If you do, please don’t tell me. 

But, if you love music, this is a must watch, and an easy one, as it’s broken up into under 30 minute pieces, which is a master stroke.  It would not have played as well as say a 2 or 3 hour movie.  Peter Jackson has a Beatles documentary coming out this year, and Hulu may have beaten him to the punch.  Since I recently discovered I’m probably related to one of the Beatles, probably the cute one, it’s even more interesting.  I knew my grandfather had come over on the boat from England in the 1890’s, but I didn’t know he was from Liverpool until I recently found his grade school report cards when digging through my mother’s memorabilia.  Here’s a picture of him on the boat, with our relative.  You decide.

 


In The Heights – 8

 More accurately, story 5, music 6, dancing 9.  This is a melting pot of a movie about the largely Latin population of Washington Heights in New York City. 

The Dancing is fantastic and simply carries the movie.  I wasn’t crazy about the music, and I recognized a lot of the melodies that Lin Manuel-Miranda would use in Hamilton. 

But it is the story that took its toll on me.  There is a major “location” deception that just misrepresents what is going on.  I hate when that happens.  It reminded me of Fight Club, where I just felt manipulated because a major character is revealed at the end of the movie to not really exist.  Same thing happens here, and it was a huge turn off for me.  But that’s just me.  I love musicals and I appreciate what they were trying to do.  The performances are great and I look forward to seeing it again, because next time I’ll be ready for the ending.  Not that the ending is a downer.  It’s unnecessary slight of hand.


Roadrunner – 9

Oscar winning director Alex Negron (20 feet from Stardom) never met Anthony Bourdain and pieced together footage to try to answer the question of why someone so popular, rich and famous would kill himself.  Bourdain parlayed a great book and a charismatic camera presence and took us around the world for many years.  But there’s more to the story.  There’s addiction.  There are broken marriages, and bad relationships.  There was arrogance.  But mostly, there was a camera.  How would you like to be filmed constantly for over 20 years?  He let a crew follow him and footage that was not seen on TV gets seen here.  This is as an in-depth dive into suicide as you’ll ever want to see on camera.  But in the end it was very clear to me, and I might be wrong, that one event pushed him over the edge.  It is that one event that men take the hardest.  Let me know what you think. 

I can already tell you that if Roadrunner survives a little controversy it will vie with Summer of Soul for an Oscar for outstanding Documentary.  Although with so many great documentaries being produced, it promises to be another banner year.

Barb and Starr Go to Vista Del Mar – 7

A mildly amusing Kristen Wiig vehicle that wears thin pretty quickly and is burdened with a totally unnecessary subplot.  There are some funny moments in about an hour worth of comedy stretched out with filler.  Glad I didn’t see this one in a theater.  Offbeat, off putting, and off my radar forever.

 

Jolt – 6

Kate Beckinsale, who will always be Selene to me, is a former bouncer with anger issues to such an extent that she is hooked up to some electric shock device devised by Stanley Tucci who is apparently back from Italy.  The idea is she will shock herself before she starts throwing bad actors around like a rag doll.  The action isn’t bad and the ending was a surprise, so I’ll give it that.  But the level of action ridiculousness is pretty high and the sets are garish

Amazon is desperate to make original content and capture more of the streaming market, so that they can pile more boxes into my garage.  Their latest attempt is to take 47 year old Kate Beckinsale and give her a part that should have been played by a 22 year old.  This could be taken as ageism, but I’m a huge Kate fan.  In this flick she is heavily made up, perhaps as part of the character, and between the botox and makeup reminded me of Joan Rivers.  That’s not a good thing.  There is a shot of her waist that makes her look 16.  I just don’t know what’s real anymore.

 


The Kominsky Method (final season) – 9

Michael Douglas goes it alone on the 6 episode final season of Netflix’s homage to old age.  The final season is not nearly as funny as the first two seasons but makes up for it with poignancy and new focal points, like Kominsky’s ex-wife played by Kathleen Turner.   If you’re in my age bracket this series is not to be missed.  If you’re significantly younger, you might not relate now – but your time is coming.  If you are lamenting the lack of comedies, this may be your ticket. 

 

Blood Red Sky – 9

Netflix’s recent hit movie involves a very sick woman who gets on a airplane going from Europe to the US.  She hopes that an American doctor can cure what’s ailing her so she lives long enough to raise her son, who is accompanying her.  Then, the airplane gets hijacked and she must protect him.  What follows is a bloody mess.  It’s a thrill ride in the air that I won’t give away, but I will say it is slowed by some really unnecessary flashbacks on the ground.  Stay in the air.  Stay claustrophobic.  Stay hungry. 


The Ice Road – 7

It was only a matter of time before Liam Neeson started churning out adventure for streaming networks, so here we go.  I’m guessing this is what the tv show Ice Road Truckers is like.  Liam has to get equipment up into Canada to save a group of trapped miners.  The problem is that the ice roads are melting, the trucks might be too heavy for them, and bad guys might not want him to make it.  You get the picture.  Neeson is fairly reliable as an action star, and this is exactly what you think it will be.  Not bad.  A diversion.


Woody Allen Film Festival

Woody Allen churns out a movie a year, but they don’t come to many U.S. theaters anymore.  Europe is now his hotspot, as he is still revered there.  Since 2007 I’ve only seen 4 of his movies in theaters.  His U.S. reputation, if it wasn’t shot before this year’s HBO Docuseries, is certainly mincemeat today.  And yet, for some reason Amazon Prime seems to have a deal with him to back and play his movies, and all those movies I’ve missed are available, and since I’m still a fan of his work, I thought I would watch what I’ve missed. 

It wasn’t easy, as this is some uneven work.

In theaters I saw Blue Jasmine (2013 - hated it) Midnight in Paris (2011 - loved it), Whatever Works (2009 - meh), and Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008 -loved it) in theaters

Cassandra’s Dream (2007) and You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (2010) are not available for free, so they will have to wait. Here we go..

To Rome with Love (2012) – 3
If this is the movie that began Woody’s fall, it is easy to see why.  The script is a disaster, with time-bending that would embarrass Christopher Nolan.  Woody Allen, the actor, is cringeworthy as he lapseinto an exaggeration of his old schtick.  The good laughs (there are about 5) are outnumbered by the laughs at the preposterousness of events (about 10).  Woody Allen tropes are recycled and stale.  Alec Baldwin wanders around muse-like, commenting on the events as if he is in Xanadu. This is simply one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, but it could have one purpose.  Turn off the sound and watch it as a Rome travelogue.  It will make you want to visit, just not with any of these bozos.


Magic in the Moonlight (2014) – 7
By no means terrible and Emma Stone makes it worth watching, but Woody’s attempt at a surprise ending was obvious at about the halfway mark.  Most of the movie is so tentative, it’s like the characters can’t believe what they’re having to say.  I couldn’t either. 

Irrational Man (2015) – 8
Easily the best of what I saw, because when you’ve lost your funny bone, make a serious movie.  Joaquin Phoenix is a small-college Philosophy professor who is being chased around campus by a fellow teacher (Parker Posey) and a student, played by Emma Stone.  He is in a “my-life-has-no-meaning” funk when he decides to commit an outrageous crime that pulls him out of his depression.  Somehow between the actors and the script they pull this off, as there isn’t a false moment.  Absent the straining for laughs, this movie is economical and direct, with a perfect soundtrack.  I’m not a Phoenix fan, but I bought him here, and the ladies live up to their reputation.  Good stuff. 

Café Society (2016) – 6
For all Woody’s problems, a lot of stars still want a Woody film on their IMDB page, but sometimes Woody should just say no, and he should have said no to Jesse Eisenberg who may be able to carry Facebook, but can’t carry a period piece.  When Woody’s script isn’t just throwing star references from the 30’s around like confetti, he’s narrating Goodfellas in a nightclub, for no reason but to fill time, or maybe show off his sets or casting. 

Woody is famous for handing a script to his actors and expecting them to act with little direction.  Jesse needed direction, but the good news is that Kristen Stewart and Blake Lively were up to the task and were fun to watch.  I read back over the reviews of this film and it was well-received by the critics.  Go figure. 

Wonder Wheel – (2017) - 7
Kate Winslet doesn’t need direction and even makes an affair with a much younger Justin Timberlake seem plausible in this love triangle set in Coney Island.  Kate is married to Humpty - Jim Belushi, and that should explain things.  Humpty’s daughter comes home from her marriage to a mobster and she soon completes the triangle.  This is a throw away piece except for Kate, who is as reliable as a float on a sinking ship.

 

A Rainy Day in New York (2019) - 6
The star of this movie is New York.  A bland Elle Fanning and an uninteresting Timothy Chalamet came to the city to celebrate their relationship, not test it, but ambition gets in the way.  In what is largely a remake of the Rome movie of 2012, Woody rips himself off, and it’s not good.  The acting is blah, but the reliable Allen soundtrack and shots of New York carry the day.  It certainly made me want to go to the Carlyle (at least as much as that great episode of High Fidelity did.)  Don’t let the feeble script distract you from the scenery. 

 

Friday, July 2, 2021

At the Cinema - June 2021

 Brockmire – 10

The brilliance of Brockmire starts at the moment that Hulu declares the show is intended for mature audiences, which is a satiric understatement of epic proportions.  Maturity?  That’s a minimal requirement.  One must be able to dive into tastelessness, vulgarity, and over-indulgence of sex, alcohol and drugs, the likes of which would make the cast of Shameless blush.  The easily offended should look elsewhere.  Jimmy Fallon awaits you. 

But if you are willing to take the X-rated dive, Brockmire is hilarious.  It’s about a hedonistic baseball broadcaster trying to get back to the majors after a divorce-fueled meltdown.  Turns out Brockmire (played by Hank Azaria with great gusto) might as well embrace his outrageousness.  There are 32 episodes, and while you feel like taking a shower after watching, it is hard for a sports fan not to embrace, especially when Amanda Peet is on-screen.  Another bonus is that the 2nd season takes place in New Orleans, where Brockmire can thrive in his indulgences.

Brockmire originally aired from 2017 to 2020 on IFC and the first three seasons cruise along, but it is the 4th and final season where the gloves really come off.  The last 8 episodes bounce back and forth between 2020 and 2030.  The writer’s dystopian predictions of the world and sports seem more brilliant than most movies dedicated to that purpose, right down to the drug commercials.  They predict the problems we will be trying to address 9 years from now and they are hilarious.  The evolution of sports, particularly baseball, is laid out.

As my rickety, crickety body has revolted against my desire to leave a recliner periodically, I have watched even more sports than I normally do.  I watched an NBA playoff game where it took 30 minutes to play the last 2 minutes, as replays were done on every facet of the game, including substitutions - who was on the floor and when did they know it?  Jeff Van Gundy, who is idiotic only half the time, debated that a replay of a ball getting knocked out of bounds was incorrectly called because it was ruled that the player who touched it last was not the player who caused it to go out of bounds.  This distinction would have been hotly debated by most booth partners, but his, Mark Jackson, can only speak in adjectives, not complete sentences.  Both of these guys are constantly mentioned as NBA coaching candidates.  Either would probably be better than Jeff’s brother Stan was for the high potential, low-production New Orleans Pelicans who treated the last two minutes of every game like it was an episode of The Twilight Zone.  Yes, I watched a lot of NBA basketball this year, and I came to understand that it’s all about the last 2 minutes, much like Jeopardy is all about the Daily Doubles, and in case you were wondering, I’m on team Blalik.  So far.  Jeopardy spring training will apparently stretch out longer than the NBA playoffs.

Then there was the College World Series where the umpiring was, shall we say, a tad inconsistent. And there were so many delays for replays that they should have been sponsored.  “This delay is brought to you by Olive Garden, the restaurant that the 6 umpires who have gathered for two minutes prior to initiating a replay, are presumably talking about as their din-din destination.”

All of which makes you wonder where sports will be in 2030?  Brockmire has the answer.  Baseball games, which already move at the speed of school zone traffic, have slowed to the pace of the turtle Brockmire owns.  If today they are undressing pitchers in a middle of a game looking for goop, can 5 and 6 hour games be far behind?  Very likely according to Brockmire who sees player’s unions stopping the action mid-game to demand 20-minute water breaks due to the excessive heat (global warming ya know).  Attendance has plummeted to just those with nothing better to do, and they only show up for Pranks-on-the-edge of decency.  Bill Veeck would be proud.  I’ve never worn a full batting glove so I don’t understand why you unbuckle it and rebuckle it between every pitch, but we have Derek Jeter to thank for that human rain delay, and so a game delayed while a batter tries to pick a bat from 5 approved bat colors in the on-deck circle seems a natural extension.  Let’s face it - all major sports are in replay hell and it’s adding so much time to the games that can we be far from reviewing every single play with digital on field cameras in everyone’s eyebrows?

So, amidst the absurdity of 2030, it is up to Brockmire and company to save baseball from itself.  I rooted for them.  This is a profane character study of some really bad but lovable characters and the scripts are terrific, helping Brockmire takes its place among the all-time ribald classics like Veep, Shameless, and Californication. (Shout out to DJ).  Highly recommended for sports fans with a high tolerance for indecency. I think it's a classic.

The Tomorrow War – 8

Amazon Prime splashes their prodigious stash of cash all over the small screen to produce a pretty satisfying time travel piece starring Chris Pratt in The Tomorrow War.

I admit it.  I’ve been a sucker for time travel ever since I watched what is probably my single favorite tv episode of all-time – City on the Edge of Forever, a Harlan Ellison penned episode of Star Trek.  The singular premise of most of these is don’t go back in time and mess with the past – you can really change the present, or the future.  And that’s not good.  Back to the Future, Looper, Time After Time, Time Cop.  Great stuff.

But what about when you are trying to change the future?  Well, in this one Chris plays a teacher who gets drafted to get sent forward to 2051 to fight a war the world is losing to invading aliens.  We are down to half a million people and there is no hope.  Except that Chris sees some familiar faces and gets to work.  I’m not going to go so far as to say it’s ingenious, or even riveting, but it’s good enough for an evening at home in the recliner, and there’s no shortage of special effects, as Amazon has so much money to spend.  In fact they have so much money they’re actually going to put Jeff Bezos in a rocket ship and send him into space.  What is it with these super-rich guys and space travel?  Seems pretty risky to me, and do the stockholders get a say in this little adventure?   If you have that much money, let’s concentrate on time travel.  It’s an obvious need.  I’d really like to go back and see a young Julie Andrews on Broadway.  But only if there’s an empty seat for me.  Wouldn’t want to bump someone and change history. 

Wednesday, June 2, 2021

At the Cinema - May 2021

 A Quiet Place – Part 2 – 8

After a 14-month pandebreak, we ended our theater fast with this follow-up to the classic 2018 horror film, directed by John Krasinski, who has gone from The Office to The Bank in a few short years.  During our break, we streamed, we rented, we binged, and we had no lack of entertainment, because we do after all, have a dog.  We watched Hamilton three times if you’re keeping score, and I can simulate the sound of the theater experience at home, but not that unique scope of the stage/screen experience because my house can’t accommodate that screen size.  So, it was exciting to get out to the theater again and I found this movie to be worth the trip.

Make no mistake, “Quiet” is a franchise.  Much like TV’s The Walking Dead, the creators have weaved an alternate world that can make for some rich story telling and suspense.   I can see it now.  It’s 2041.  I’m 88 and they wheel me into the TV room of “the home” to settle into A Quiet Place, part 12, starring Justin Bieber in his acting debut as a never-was rock star trying to entertain the troops who have the monsters surrounded and are peppering them with heavy metal rap.

Now about this movie.  It is well done, and I’m pretty sure it will be a big post-pandemic hit, giving the entire movie industry a pick-me-up.  I didn’t care for the editing much.  There are three set pieces going at once, with frantic cutting between them to a simultaneous conclusion, which we pretty much can predict.  Later Krasinski repeats that technique with two pieces at the movie’s climax.  It was a little manipulative to me, but there’s no denying it puts you on the edge of your seat.  We see a lot more of the monsters, which are ugly and use their long legs to scoot very fast across the ground to wreak havoc, although they have the good sense to slow down when approaching a movie star.  The creatures follow sound, and the emerging star/hero of the movie is played exuberantly by the fantastic deaf actress Millicent Simmonds, although her character’s survival defies all logic because she can’t hear herself make noise, nor can she hear the creatures, who everyone else can hear clacking as they approach.  Her survival, much less her heroics, probably require the largest suspension of disbelief in movie history.  Nevertheless, the movie is fun, if not up to the impossible standards set by the first one.  This ain’t the Empire Strikes Back.  But it doesn’t have to be.  And Millicent has a Vin Diesel-like mansion in her future, hopefully in the same neighborhood as the Krasinski’s. 

A Quiet Place 2: Biggest Questions The Sequel Can Answer

 

Mare of Easttown – 10

HBO gifted us with this 7-part crime drama that we watched week to week.  We weren’t used to waiting a week for the next episode and found it particularly painful in a series of this quality, which matches the high art of some of HBO’s iconic series.  This is something special.

Kate Winslet plays a troubled detective in a troubled eastern Pennsylvania town.  Mare is famous for the shot she hit as a basketball star, but her life has been a roller coaster since, as lives tend to be.  She is faced with solving a series of horrible crimes involving young women and she must wade through a lot to get to the truth.  I haven’t seen character development like this since “Rectify” and Winslet and Jean Smart, who plays her mother, should clear off their mantels.  You’re lucky.  You can binge it, several episodes at a time.  Drink this one in.  It is a worthy pinnacle of the art of story telling as television just gets better and better.  It’s not just television.  It’s not just HBO.  It’s a masterwork of pacing, detail, and acting.  Bleak, deep, and engrossing. I can't wait to watch it again. .

Did Kate Winslet Gain Weight for Mare of Easttown?

 

The Crime of the Century – 10

The 4 hour, 2 part HBO documentary is the real life horror story of the opioid epidemic.  Like the pandemic, over half a million lives were lost to the pain-killer addiction, but much more quietly.  This documentary painstakingly builds the case for how much greed can cost us.  I don’t know how Alex Gibney keeps turning out superb documentaries.  This one will make you shake your head til it rattles.  The conspiracy of Big Pharma and the complicitness of some government officials who failed to realize what was going on will horrify you.  It did me.  I have been suffering with sometimes pain (back and knees) for all of 2021, and I can see the dilemma that so many face trying to find anything
that will relieve it.  But, the addictive properties of opioids are just as scary as the pain.

 

Without Remorse – 8

Michael B. Jordan is a bonafide movie star and in this Tom Clancy story he plays a Clancy favorite John Clark.  He is a Navy Seal out to avenge his pregnant wife’s death.  It actually reminded me of Kill Bill, as Clark must recover from the attack that killed his wife.  Turns out there’s quite a conspiracy a foot and Clark must unravel it.  Made for Amazon prime, this was better than I thought it would be and is a worthy action diversion.

Classics Report

The Red Shoes – 10

Number 121 on the Sight and Sound Greatest Movie poll, this a stunning movie that blew me away.  The performance of the Red Shoes Ballet that takes place in the movie is fantastic considering this was released in 1948.   If you’ve ever had the least bit interest in ballet, this is not to be missed.  Worthy of its ranking.


Paths of Glory -10

Stanley Kubrick’s 1957 war classic is a sickening “war is hell” reminder.  World War I isn’t depicted much in movies, but this tells a grim tale of those foxholes.  Set in France, I was astounded by the contrast of the generals dining in luxury and calling the shots for the soldiers in foxholes. 


My Darling Clementine – 9

Number 247 in the S&S poll, this is another western directed by the great John Ford.  It is the 1945 “Henry Fonda as Wyatt Earp” telling of the OK Corral Story.  A little more romance than normal, with Earp scooping up on the discarded girlfriend of Doc Holliday (Victor Mature).  Her name is Clementine, and she is played by Linda Darnell.  They wrote a song about her, and no one has named their daughter Clementine since, although it’s a pretty cool name if you think about it.  The movie is fun, although I doubt if belongs in the top 250 of all time.  Next up for us will probably be the 1957 Gunfight at the OK Corral with Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas, followed by the 1967 Hour of the Gun with James Garner and Jason Robards.  Oddly, both were directed by John Sturges.  There have been at least 9 versions of this story.  Don’t know how they can beat Tombstone and Kurt Russell/Val Kilmer though, huckleberry. 

 

Coming soon, a rare dining column and my New Orleans favorite restaurants.  Stand by.