Sunday, July 9, 2017

At the Cinema - June 2017



Wonder Woman – 8
So close.  Gal Gadot blazes her way through the long-awaited Wonder Woman, and it’s like seeing Sean Connery for the first time as James Bond.  You just know she’s going to be doing this for a long time, and we should be happy.  She’s got that elusive on-screen charisma that is talked so much about, but rarely seen.  The problem is that there are a bunch of producers in the way.  

Wonder Woman is two thirds of a great movie.  It starts with the Wonder Girl backstory of how she was raised on an Amazon island, and that’s the kind of beginning I usually can’t stand – but here it’s enthralling.  Then comes her World War II adventures beside her side kick Steve Trevor, played to the hilt by Chris Pine, including an Ursula Andress type chemistry with the star.  It all progresses nicely until the usual Hollywood overblown special effects conclusion, this time a battle of the Gods that is totally ridiculous and unnecessary.  Too bad, so close to a classic.


Baby Driver – 8
Be careful.  When you come out of this movie your foot may be a little heavy.  Like most car chase movies, this one causes that little adrenaline spike, at least in the males, that says, “yeah, I could do that.”

Baby is a getaway driver and he does it all to music!  He pops in his earplugs and the music blares while he spins and shifts his car.  It’s almost a musical.  There’s a touch of realism in the action, even though most of it is ridiculous, that keeps you on the edge of your bucket seat.  Jamie Foxx and Jon Hamm are effective evildoers, while Kevin Spacey is just hammy, in support of Baby (Ansel Elgort) and his true love-to-be Deborah (the effervescent Lily Harris).  The movie races in cars, but drops to first gear of clichés when Baby is not behind the wheel, although another star is born in the beautiful Eiza Gonzales who plays Hamm’s partner in crime and life.  There’s a lot of fun here, and I suspect it will be a movie to be watched many times.


The Mummy – 4
On the other hand, The Mummy is a movie best forgotten, and very quickly.  There’s never been a movie that better exemplifies what is wrong with the movies of today.  Box office spectaculars with overblown and meaningless special effects that will play only briefly to the American Audience, then hope to make that ridiculous budget back overseas.  It may be a good business model, but it’s a horrible artistic one.
There are a few good scenes, and Tom Cruise is his usual “running” self, but how Cruise ever agreed to this script is beyond me.  The only other Cruise constant in a movie is he brings along an unknown female of his choosing to showcase, and here it’s Annabella Wallis who emerges as a star of the future.  Meanwhile Russel Crowe, who looks like he has been inflated, plays a Jekyll/Hyde Doctor because I guess this is supposed to be the beginning of a series of monster pictures, to which I’ll simply sum up with “I’ll pass.”


Scanning the Satellite (and the home theater)

A Dog’s Life (2016) – 8
This is as obvious a movie as there can be.  The idea presented in the movie is that dogs come back, their souls reincarnated over and over until they’re back with their original owner.  Well, as a friend of mine often says, “who don’t know that?”  My dog Bella gave me this blu-ray as a Father’s Day gift as if to tell me she’ll be back again. 
As for the execution of the movie, it’s predictable and fine, heartwarming and heartbreaking.  If you like dogs, you’ll probably like this movie.  It will just reaffirm what you already know.  They come back.

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Birth of a Nation (2016)–  8

There were big expectations for this movie, but it underperformed when the lurid past of director Nate Parker was revealed.  There are two words for this movie.  Graphic and brutal. This is the story of the slavery rebellion led by Nat Turner, a literate preacher and slave.  Parker plays Turner, and there is not a single punch pulled in the movie.  I often had to turn away from the screen.  I guess everyone should see this movie – it’s certainly well done - but don’t expect to enjoy it.

Fargo –  10
My favorite of the last 3 years has been this FX series.  The latest season was complex and unpredictable.  I think there’s been slight slippage from season to season but it’s still terrific story-telling.  What has made this series so good is that the terrific portrayals of both the good guys and the bad guys each year are brilliant. 

Monday, May 29, 2017

At the Cinema - April & May 2017



Guardians of the Galaxy 2 – 8
Most science fiction is centered around saving the planet, or some planet, but with the Guardians series they of course have to save the whole universe, so this motley crew that was equally entertaining the first time around sets out to do just that, wise-cracking and dancing all the way. 

The key attribute of this movie is the soundtrack, which starts with an incredible opening sequence and rips its way through the movie’s gyrations.  If nothing else you’ll be humming when you leave the theater, probably with "Brandy" earworming you for the next 24 hours.  While the first scene is a masterpiece, the last 20 minutes may be the most overblown special effects usage of modern times.  Over the top would be an inadequate description.  I’m sure there will be a Guardians 3 and I’m sure I’ll go hear it.  In a movie industry that is so devoid of new ideas that they are actually going to reboot Spiderman again, at least they’ve learned how to put together some decent tunes into a soundtrack.  Next they’ll probably re-do another King Arthur movie
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Eight Days a Week – 9
Ron Howard lovingly put together a documentary on the Beatles and their touring days, and it’s ear popping as well.  It’s a must see for many reasons.  First, it captures the hysteria.  Many may not remember, nor have any idea how loud girls can scream in unison, so those scenes are just stunning.  Second, it captures the music and how they pulled it off, even in concert settings.

The Beatles have undoubtedly been the Soundtrack of my life, and maybe yours if you’re reading this.  That new Sirius channel is bringing it all home, and I hope you’re listening.  In 1964 I was too young to really get the music, then about the time Revolver and Rubber Soul hit I was starting to pay attention to songs like Norwegian Wood, and by the time the White Album began gently weeping I was fully entrenched. 

I must add just a few artists to that “soundtrack of my life” list – (Glen Campbell, Karla Bonoff, Lani Hall, Fleetwood Mac, Chicago, the Beach Boys, Elton John, the Temptations, and the Carpenters come to mind.)  I once met Karla Bonoff and told her just that, and she was gracious and appreciative, which I’ve never forgotten.  Who has been your soundtrack?

So here’s that rare documentary that deserves a sequel – we’ll call it “Beatles in the studio” and maybe  it will take us right through Yoko Ono and how they did those amazing albums after they stopped touring.  Please Let it Be.

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The Beach Boys – Making of Pet Sounds – 9
Kind of like this 1 hour Showtime documentary celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the release of that classic album.  Wouldn’t it be nice if there had been a camera man in every recording session?  God only knows what goes on.  This is a great companion piece to 2 other films – The Beach Boys – An American Family (2000) and 2014’s Love and Mercy.  The most interesting part of Love and Mercy to me was the recreating of the studio sessions, and now I know where the source material came from.    Someday there will be a full movie of just the making of an album (My idea – Closer to Home by Grand Funk Railroad).  This movie features interviews with Brian Wilson and many others about how Brian Wilson conceived the music.  Great stuff.

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Finally - On a personal note….
April was the first month I’ve skipped writing reviews for the simple reason that we never went to a movie.  Our weekends were preoccupied with worldly issues, hospital visits, and ultimately funerals; a month better archived away. 

But, on May 4th, I hit my Beatle birthday, got the Beatles Documentary on Blu Ray, and got to reflect on what it’s really like to have hit the long-sung-about 64th.  Here’s what I can tell you about My Being 64.

Sleep is suddenly more important than ever.  Those days when I used to get by on 4-6 have been replaced by nights where I just have to get 9, sometimes even 10.

Indeed my other bodily functions have grown in importance.  I won’t elaborate other than to say sometimes there is undue pride in certain achievements.  Getting out of bed without too much creaking would be one.

My knees have explained to me that I just will never run again, and I find that an unpleasant confinement to accept.

I joked in my son’s wedding speech that “I can tell you what marriage is all about.  It’s about a pound a year” and that continues to be the case, much to my dismay and much to my fault.

My life is a one-way street and I care too much.

I remain convinced that Brainwashing is mankind’s most clear and present danger, and the quest to think for myself and decide for myself has never been harder nor more urgent amidst the 21st century clatter.     

I’ve always thought we were born with only one right – the right to attempt to take the next breath.  Every other right is created by the society we live within.  It was my luck to have been born in the most free society yet known to man.  How great that has been.  Easy to forget and easy to take for granted.  I don’t.  If fact, my appreciation grows daily.

Colin Cowherd said this about football, but I think it’s true about everything.  Think about it.  You can’t compare the achievements before air conditioning and after it became commonplace.  It’s two different worlds, and may be the ultimate demarcation line in history.  Air conditioning.  At 64 I'm a total air conditioned wimp.

I like to be entertained and am fascinated by the talents I don’t have.  This leads me to the realization that the great gift of life is when you are great at what you enjoy, as opposed to being great at something you don’t particularly enjoy.   I was not particularly talented at that which I enjoyed the most (sports), and my musical talents were non-existent.  I wonder if that’s why sports and music remain of disproportionate interest to me?

As I enter the last chapters, and having lost too many to death earlier than I wanted them to go, I wonder about the future of the world without me.  What should I care about?  What is in store for future generations?  What is the future of our great country?  None of that will be my concern when I take my last breath, but reincarnation would really be cool.  I’d love to see the world 100 years from now. 

And finally, all you need is love.   
If you have a Vera, Chuck, and Dave – all the better.