The East – 10
You’ll like this movie if you like
a. Thrillers
b. New Stars
c. Moral dilemmas
At the halfway point of 2013, this is the best and certainly
most engrossing film I’ve seen so far.
The stunning actress Brit Marley plays Sarah, a former FBI agent who now
works for a private firm that specializes in protecting corporate clients. She is assigned the task of infiltrating The
East, an eco-terrorism group that strikes back at corporations that they see as
evil. You’ll like this movie if you like
a. Thrillers
b. New Stars
c. Moral dilemmas
As Sarah begins to get the trust of the group, it’s no surprise that they begin to turn her to their way of thinking, especially as she begins to develop feelings for the leader Benji, played by Alexander Skarsgard. She will have no shortage of moral dilemmas along the way, and they provide much of the movie’s tension. We don’t know what the group is going to do, and we don’t know what she is going to do. Is this a realistic movie? I doubt it. Will you care? I doubt it. It’s so enthralling as a drama that I got sucked into every minute and every detail, from the dumpster-diving that Sarah has to do to survive, to the “jams” that they perform on the corporations.
Marley has what I call movie magic. She’s gorgeous but vulnerable and you can’t
take your eyes off her. The camera loves
her and she’s got “it.” Unless I miss my
guess, a star is born in this movie.
When I watch a movie, I don’t care about the backstory, or
how hard it was to make. I don’t care
about the technical execution. What I’m
looking for is a great story and to be transported into that story. But, I have to admit that the backstory here
is almost as interesting as the movie.
Marley and director Zal Batmangli co-wrote this and lived on the road
for a year as a way to research, including dumpster diving for sustenance. The script, acting, and direction all
communicate their level of commitment.
If there are going to be better movies this year, I can’t wait to see
them.
Now You See Me – 5
You’ll like this movie if you like
a. Trickery
b. Sleight of vision
c. Deception
There are a lot of fads in movie making over the last 20 years or so.
There’s the “Sixth Sense” effect which compels many movies to have a big reveal at the end.
There’s the “Morgan Freeman” effect which states that, despite the many unemployed actors in Hollywood, only Morgan Freeman can play a certain type of role (or do a certain type of voiceover.) There’s the “Transformers” effect which intimates that you can’t be intimate. Every movie must be so over-laden with bigger and bigger special effects and computer graphics that if you’re not mind-numbed by the time you leave the theater, you were asleep. The audiences love these overblown spectacles.
This movie starts off with a nice premise and begins to build slowly before going off the rails. The final 15 minutes feature as ridiculous a “reveal” as you’ll ever see, and it cheapens the entire experience. I hate it when a movie is dishonest in its ending, and this ending sacrifices any credibility that the movie had. Most of the acting is just irritating, Morgan Freeman is reaching the “overexposed” point, and the ending is so far-fetched that you will feel a little used. Turns out there’s very little magic in this movie.
You’ll like this movie if you like
a. Trickery
b. Sleight of vision
c. Deception
There are a lot of fads in movie making over the last 20 years or so.
There’s the “Sixth Sense” effect which compels many movies to have a big reveal at the end.
There’s the “Morgan Freeman” effect which states that, despite the many unemployed actors in Hollywood, only Morgan Freeman can play a certain type of role (or do a certain type of voiceover.) There’s the “Transformers” effect which intimates that you can’t be intimate. Every movie must be so over-laden with bigger and bigger special effects and computer graphics that if you’re not mind-numbed by the time you leave the theater, you were asleep. The audiences love these overblown spectacles.
This movie starts off with a nice premise and begins to build slowly before going off the rails. The final 15 minutes feature as ridiculous a “reveal” as you’ll ever see, and it cheapens the entire experience. I hate it when a movie is dishonest in its ending, and this ending sacrifices any credibility that the movie had. Most of the acting is just irritating, Morgan Freeman is reaching the “overexposed” point, and the ending is so far-fetched that you will feel a little used. Turns out there’s very little magic in this movie.
This is the End – 2
You’ll like this movie if you like
a. garbage
b. Apocalypse stories
c. stoner movies
Best I can tell there are three great mysteries in the world: What are women thinking? How do airlines come up with their ticket pricing? And, why does Seth Rogen keep getting to make movies?
As has happened many times over the years, I went to this movie with my wife and a friend with whom I have probably seen 200 movies. My wife walked out and went shopping halfway through, and my friend says he never laughed once, certainly a bad sign in a comedy. This is only the second movie my wife has walked out of. The first was Tropic Thunder. No appreciation of masturbation jokes, and there are about 100 here. As for me, I laughed a few times, but not really in enjoyment. More of a “I can’t believe they would put that on the screen” type of laugh.
You’ll like this movie if you like
a. garbage
b. Apocalypse stories
c. stoner movies
Best I can tell there are three great mysteries in the world: What are women thinking? How do airlines come up with their ticket pricing? And, why does Seth Rogen keep getting to make movies?
As has happened many times over the years, I went to this movie with my wife and a friend with whom I have probably seen 200 movies. My wife walked out and went shopping halfway through, and my friend says he never laughed once, certainly a bad sign in a comedy. This is only the second movie my wife has walked out of. The first was Tropic Thunder. No appreciation of masturbation jokes, and there are about 100 here. As for me, I laughed a few times, but not really in enjoyment. More of a “I can’t believe they would put that on the screen” type of laugh.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you feel totally
detached from the world? The audience is
guffawing, and you’re thinking “what am I missing?” That was my feeling as I aged 5 years just
watching this poorly written, poorly acted (and they were playing themselves),
poorly executed garbage. I have had those
moments of detachment three times in my life, when I just didn’t get it: The TV show “Friends”, anything with Adam
Sandler, and anything with Seth Rogen.
Forgive me, I’m missing that particular laugh gene. If you’ve got it, you might enjoy. If not, sit this one out.
Stories We Tell - 9
You’ll like this movie if you like:
a. Little Secrets
b. Family drama
c. Amazing Casting
Right up front, let me say that this is the most amazingly well cast movie I have ever seen. I’m going to write about that aspect, only because the chances are you will never see this movie, so I’m not going to spoil anything.
You’ll like this movie if you like:
a. Little Secrets
b. Family drama
c. Amazing Casting
Right up front, let me say that this is the most amazingly well cast movie I have ever seen. I’m going to write about that aspect, only because the chances are you will never see this movie, so I’m not going to spoil anything.
Actress Sarah Polley decided to do a movie about her deep
dark family secret, the fact that she was not the biological daughter of her
father. She was the product of an affair
her late mother had. She interviewed her
family and tracked down her biological father, and captured it all on film,
almost as if she was unraveling it as she filmed it.
Alternately sad, funny, manipulative, and poignant, just
like real life, the movie takes us through a family with its share of stories
to tell. It seems her mother Diane was
sometimes a mess, and before she passed away from cancer when Sarah was 11 (and
already a famous child actress by the way – which isn’t mentioned in the film) she
bounced through life like an artist who couldn’t find the perfect medium to
express herself. I guess we all
psychoanalyze our parents to some degree.
Polley puts it on film, and luckily gets to edit it. She interviews her two brothers and two
sisters, and it seems the five of them are bouncing through life much like
their mother – much like most people.
Here’s the greatest aspect of this movie – the casting. It totally fooled me. She (presumably) mixes real 8 millimeter film
from her childhood with film she creates – and you can’t tell the
difference. She casts actors and
actresses to portray her mother, father, and other key players, and it totally
fooled me. I thought I was watching real
footage. While I couldn’t figure out how
they got the old footage, I was shocked to find out it wasn’t real. Polley totally played me. But in a good way. This is an amazing technical achievement, of
Zelig porportions.
Unfortunately, the story and movie go on about 15 minutes
too long (don’t they all) and Polley doesn’t seem to know how to wrap it all up
into a perfect package, but maybe it was too messy to do that anyway.
Here’s the real kicker.
Because her mother was so unsure who the father was, she almost had the
baby aborted. That Sarah Polley was born
and has gone on to such a relevant career, as a renowned Canadian actress and
director, made me want to read as much as I could about her, Wikipedia and
beyond. She’s fascinating and this is
just one astounding achievement.
Thankfully, she’s just begun, and her mother’s decision to risk scandal has
made the world a more entertaining place.
Man of Steel – 5
You’ll like this movie if you like:
a. Video Games
b. Mass Destruction
c. Seriousness
Save a little Mario Brothers and baseball, I have avoided the video game craze. But, I understand there are many aficionados. I assume this movie is for them. It is a completely useless re-telling of the Superman story, with extensive liberties. Russell Crowe plays Marlon Brandon, as a heavyweight is required literally and figuratively to kick off the Krypton sequence, which lengthens with each re-telling. By the time they film the 2022 version, the whole film will be on Krypton, which might at least be original.
The legacy of this movie will be destruction. Superman and his enemies get to completely destroy two cities – Smallville and Manhattan. They careen through buildings like they are made of legos and we never see anyone die from all this. Buildings are falling, trucks are blowing up, and everyone just runs. It’s all ridiculous. I wanted to grab the controller.
You’ll like this movie if you like:
a. Video Games
b. Mass Destruction
c. Seriousness
Save a little Mario Brothers and baseball, I have avoided the video game craze. But, I understand there are many aficionados. I assume this movie is for them. It is a completely useless re-telling of the Superman story, with extensive liberties. Russell Crowe plays Marlon Brandon, as a heavyweight is required literally and figuratively to kick off the Krypton sequence, which lengthens with each re-telling. By the time they film the 2022 version, the whole film will be on Krypton, which might at least be original.
The legacy of this movie will be destruction. Superman and his enemies get to completely destroy two cities – Smallville and Manhattan. They careen through buildings like they are made of legos and we never see anyone die from all this. Buildings are falling, trucks are blowing up, and everyone just runs. It’s all ridiculous. I wanted to grab the controller.
There are two sad parts to this movie. I can’t believe Christopher Nolan, who
produced it, had any input at all. The
movie is so serious that one longs for that light touch, humor, and wonder that
Christopher Reeve brought to the role.
There is not one laugh, not one smile, anywhere to be found in this tale. Lighten up already. I guess they haven’t figured out how to make
humor a special effect.
The other sad part is that Henry Cavill could be a great
Superman. He certainly has the abs for
the part, and in the few good sequences in the film, he is impressive. He may be able to be more than a special
effect. We can only hope.
World War Z – 9
You’ll like this movie if you like:
a. Zombie flicks
b. Brad Pitt
c. Saving the world
People are dying of a virus, then taking about 10 seconds off before they revive as zombies and they are hungry. It’s up to Brad Pitt to figure out how to stop them. He plays a retired UN Investigator with all kinds of skills. So let’s send him out amongst the zombies and see what he can do. Yep, that’s the plan.
You’ll like this movie if you like:
a. Zombie flicks
b. Brad Pitt
c. Saving the world
People are dying of a virus, then taking about 10 seconds off before they revive as zombies and they are hungry. It’s up to Brad Pitt to figure out how to stop them. He plays a retired UN Investigator with all kinds of skills. So let’s send him out amongst the zombies and see what he can do. Yep, that’s the plan.
He can do quite a bit, as it thankfully turns out. He’s up to the task with some resourcefulness
and deductive reasoning. There are
several great scenes where he has to make decisions – on a rooftop, in battle when
one of his guards get bitten, and in an airplane. This isn’t the run of the mill special
effects movie. It’s got heart, an actual
script, and some terrific action. My
only quibble is that it ends kind of abruptly, but then I was thankful that they
kept it under 2 hours. Not a bladder
buster – another plus.
After The Man of Steel, I was ready to give up on the big
budget blockbusters, and concentrate on the independent films like The East,
and Stories We Tell. Then, this movie
placed me firmly on the edge of my theater seat.
Go help Brad save the world.