Saints Report # 15

Q:  What odds could you have gotten betting that the Saints would lose 5 straight home games after winning 20 in a row?
A:  A Breesizilion to one.

Q:  What odds could you have gotten betting that the Falcons could win the division by going 6-0 in the division and 1-9 outside it, which could be the case by Sunday night?
A:   Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a gambler

Q:  Is Jimmy Graham a football player or a basketball player?
A:  He keeps dribbling the ball, you tell me

Q:  How much time did Matt Ryan have to throw Sunday when they beat the Saints 30 – 14?
A:  You could’ve timed it with a sundial

Q:  Do you have a nickname you’d like to propose for our offensive line?
A:  Yes.  “Unabated to the Quarterback.”

Q:  Is Devery Henderson walking through that door?
A:  No

Q:  We’ve never really been able to replace him as a deep threat have we?
A:  Joe Morgan, but apparently Sean Payton thought he was better suited as a second baseman

Q:  Is Will Smith walking through that door?
A:  Not the Will Smith you’re thinking of.

Q:  Kenny Stills and Marques Colston played well though didn’t they?
A:  Yes, but Julio Jones was the best player on the field

Q:  Don’t Super Bowl teams have to re-load all the time.
A:  Yes. 

Q:  Where is training camp for the Saints next year?
A:  Chicago.  Goodell has mandated it.

Q:  What are our biggest needs in the draft?
A:  3 cornerbacks, and 3 linebackers

Q:  What will we draft?
A:  A Wide Receiver

Q:  Is Brees fading?
A:  Did you see Peyton Manning play Monday night?

Q:  Who do you consider the heart and soul of the Saints?
A:  Lance Moore

Q:  What did you think of the Saints play calling this year?
A:  I think it’s perfectly logical to throw the ball from an empty backfield on second and 2, but run it on second and 9.

Q:  Will Rob Ryan be back?
A:  No.  He will be offered the head coaching job of the New York Jets

Q:  Is it time to start looking for the successor to Brees?
A:  Sure.  If it’s going to take 40 years again. 

Q:  Will you watch the game Sunday?
A:  Of course.  I’m a glutton, not a gambler.

Q:  What do you think would happen if they gave Pierre Thomas the ball 20 times a game?
A:  We’ll never know.

Q:  Do you think Payton and Loomis will blow up the team next year?
A:  Yes

Q:  Aren’t some Saints overpaid?
A:  Yes, but so are Brad Pitt, Taylor Swift, and Elvis Presley.  The playing field is level, and we will find a way to add another high priced free agent like Jarius Byrd, so don't fret.

Q:  Would you like to propose a theme song for this year?
A:  Lieutenant, haven't we already covered that?

Q:  Any final thoughts?
A:  You got bullied into that courtroom